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baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

madelezabeth:

WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS
If your friends ever ask you what dmmd is, just show them this.

(Source: erotic-friendfiction)

(Source: iguanamouth)

romangod:

aiwei

awei

aswei

asswei

asshwei

assholewei

cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD

cavityqueen:

my friend works in the grooming department at PetSmart and they just bought a bunch of puppy safe hair chaLK I AM DEAD

poopyuu:

I don’t know if someone have already done this, but hahahha I had so much fun doing it xD

Based on this

jinoras-light:

This is no time for jokes, Kya.

(Source: crystalcobweb)

sketti-pizza-turtlefish:

Got dunked on in the name of the lord

sketti-pizza-turtlefish:

Got dunked on in the name of the lord

(Source: k1x)

shewillmove-mountains:

this is literally what it’s like to be 21

chrispaz:

Legendary

chrispaz:

Legendary

(Source: miusix)

pastelsl0th:

Gambit and Nightcrawler are going to be in X-men Apocalypse.

Gambit and Nightcrawler are going to be in X-men Apocalypse. 

GAMBIT AND NIGHTCRAWLER ARE GOING TO BE IN X-MEN APOCALYPSE AND IT TAKES PLACE IN THE 1980’s

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wow he sure is hungry

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no no that’s just the way all kids eat cereal these days — face first

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i’m hip

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